Terrible Towel Unlucky for Some...

Caution: When emphatically waving your Terrible Towel for good luck in crowded public spaces, take note of your periphery, as not to whip an innocent bystander in the eyebrow stitches. Thankfully, in this situation, the victim of vigorous whipping of said towel, was a dedicated "Stillers" fan, and granted me some grace after he came-to. He also had a finger splint on, and explained that these two injuries were unrelated, so I'll chock it up to the fact that he's accident prone. Go Black and Gold!